Boys and Bugs – Parenting Plights & Delights

Warning:  If you have a weak stomach, read no further!
One day when my nephew JW was three years old, he told my sister-in-law Debbie he came up with an invention. “First, you look for a snail. The bigger, the better. Lick them until your spit makes them really foamy. Then you stick ’em to the wall.” He called his invention, “Lick’n’Sticks.”

JW at age two

Even at age two JW proved to be a resourceful child. Debbie had JW help her turn the ground to get it ready to plant a garden. He grew more excited with each new worm he found and he put them in a coffee can. Soon he had quite a collection. 
When it was time for a break, Debbie fixed an ice tea for herself and a Kool-aid for JW. As they sat under a shady tree sipping their drinks, Debbie noticed that JW had left some worms laying on the sidewalk. 
“Look,” she said. “You left your worms in the sun. They’re drying up.”
“Are they hot?” he asked.
“The sun is just cooking them,” she said. Next thing she knew, JW plopped three worms into her ice tea. 
“Here, let’s give them a drink,” he said. “They won’t drink a lot, just a yiddle bit!”

“Little boys leave smudges on your heart.” 
                                         ~ Art Moms

Don’t you love precious moments like these that enrich our lives? Do you write them down so you can read them years later and chuckle all over again?

Sometimes we’re too busy to stop and jot it down, thinking we’ll remember what happened with no problem. Do you know how many memories I’ve lost because I didn’t put it in writing? More than I realize. Those memories fade with each passing day until they’re gone forever.

I’m so glad I recorded some of the funny incidents that happened not with only my own kids, but with my nieces, nephews, and friends’ kids. I get the biggest kick out of reading them nowadays.

Speaking of nowadays, last week JW graduated high school with high honors. He plans to become an engineer. The academic awards he’s garnered are too long to list, but let me say I’m awfully proud of this kid!

I think his parents (and all those who have raised a son) can relate to this quote:

“Like the changing leaves of fall, my little boy is now a man.”
                                                                   ~ Author Unknown

JW’s senior picture

Congratulations, JW, on a job well done. Let the next journey begin!

Do you have a parenting or grandparenting memory

or another story you’d like to share? 

If you’re not a parent, memories from your own childhood count, too! 


Warning: I might feature your story in a future post. 
(Names can be changed to protect the guilty!)

I’d like to thank all those who have shared their stories. 
These posts wouldn’t be the same without your input.

If you don’t want to leave a comment but would rather contact me by email, 
here’s my address: lynkelwoohoo at yahoo dot com.

Dear Readers – I’ve received some nasty spam comments, and at least one was emailed to some of my followers. I apologize if you received that. I had changed my settings to make it easier for those who aren’t on Blogger to leave a comment. 

 

Unfortunately, I now need to require commenters to type in a code before comments are published. You are still able to leave an anonymous comment, but will need to verify the code. I apologize for any inconvenience. 


Hopefully, this will prevent any more spam bots.


Please know that I treasure your comments and I appreciate the time you take to leave them. 

(A version of these stories originally appeared in the Highland Community News in 1998.)

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Graduation Poem – To Dream

It’s graduation time in California. My writer friend, Alanna Heck, wrote a poem inspired by the song Impossible Dream by Joe Darion.

Alanna teaches special ed and learning disabled students in grades 8 through 12. For them, graduation from high school is extra sweet, considering they had to work much harder than most and overcame many challenges to reach this stellar milestone.

To Dream
by Alanna Heck
A dream unreachable held tightly in your grasp,
A hard-won fight against a once unbeatable foe,
A climb up a mountain once thought impassable,
Arriving at a place you weren’t sure you could go.
With weary arms you never gave up your quest,
Even during the times the journey seemed too far;
Holding on to a dream that you’d beat the odds,
Daring to imagine your hands could catch a star.
And for all who are true to this glorious quest,
Possibilities abound like spring in full bloom,
And the world transforms into a better place,
A beautiful tapestry you weave on your loom.
Here’s a YouTube video of Elvis Presley singing Impossible Dream

Have you reached any goals by overcoming great odds or been inspired by someone who did? How did you feel?

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Pajama Day Sans Undies – Parenting Plights & Delights

When my nephew Joker was in kindergarten, his class had a Pajama/Pancake party on the last day of school. The family was leaving for summer vacation that day, but Joker had been so excited about the party the whole month prior to it that my sister Cindy didn’t want to deprive him of the fun he’d been looking forward to. She decided they’d get a late start on their trip. 
That morning, Joker bounded into the kitchen in his favorite cartoon jamies. “Got your shoes and socks on? Cindy asked.
“Yep,” Joker answered. 
“Did you brush your teeth?”
“Yes,” he replied, flashing a smile. 
“Got your underwear on?” she asked.
“NO! You don’t wear underwear with pajamas.”
“Well, you do if you’re wearing them to school.”
“I’m not going if I have to wear underwear,” Joker insisted, folding his arms as he took a stance. After awhile, he asked, “Do you think the other kids are wearing underwear?”
“I’m sure they will be,” Cindy said. “Do you want me to go around and check each kid?” 
“Yes,” he answered, thinking his mother was serious.
Cindy told him to march back in his room and get his underwear on.
“No way,” Joker said. “Mrs. Keimlick said we’re not to wear underwear.” 
Cindy could hardly contain her laughter. She knew the teacher would get a kick out of that. “Do you want me to call the other kids’ parents to see if they’re sending their children to school with underwear?”
“Yeah,” he said.
Cindy was going to pretend to call, but then decided to call one mother that was a good friend, just to give her a good chuckle. 
“Wendy, this is Cindy. Is Grant wearing underwear under his pajamas today?”
“We’re arguing about that right now,” Wendy said. 
Cindy couldn’t believe it. As it turned out, Grant did wear his underwear to school that day, but Joker chose to miss out on a great party rather than wear underwear under his pajamas. So, the family got an early start on their vacation!
Do you have a parenting or grandparenting memory
or another story you’d like to share? 
If you’re not a parent, memories from your own childhood count, too! 

Warning: I might feature your story in a future post. 
(Names can be changed to protect the guilty!)

I’d like to thank all those who have shared their stories. 
These posts wouldn’t be the same without your input.

If you don’t want to leave a comment but would rather contact me by email, 
here’s my address: lynkelwoohoo at yahoo dot com.


(The name Joker is a nickname.)
(A version of this story originally appeared in the Highland Community News in June 1998.)
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CLOSED HEARTS – Sequel to OPEN MINDS

 Book Two of the Mindjack Trilogy is here!
I’m reading Closed Hearts right now, and it’s as as suspenseful as Open Minds,
one of my favorite books. You can read my review of Open Minds here. 





Announcing the release of Closed Hearts, the sequel to Open Minds by Susan Kaye Quinn.
Book Two of the Mindjack Trilogy


When you control minds, only your heart can be used against you.


Eight months ago, Kira Moore revealed to the mindreading world that mindjackers like herself were hidden in their midst. Now she wonders if telling the truth was the right choice after all. As wild rumors spread, a powerful anti-jacker politician capitalizes on mindreaders’ fears and strips jackers of their rights. While some jackers flee to Jackertown—a slum rife with jackworkers who trade mind control favors for cash—Kira and her family hide from the readers who fear her and jackers who hate her. But when a jacker Clan member makes Kira’s boyfriend Raf collapse in her arms, Kira is forced to save the people she loves by facing the thing she fears most: FBI agent Kestrel and his experimental torture chamber for jackers.Now available!$2.99 Ebook at Amazon (and Amazon UK) and Barnes and NobleRequest a KindlegraphPaper copies available at Amazon or get signed copies from the author

Susan Kaye Quinn is the author of the bestselling YA novel Open Minds,  Book One of the Mindjack Trilogy, available on AmazonBarnes and Noble, and iTunesSusan’s business card says “Author and Rocket Scientist,” but she mostly plays on TwitterFacebook, and Pinterest.

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So hop over to the Virtual Party and get to know Sue if you don’t already. She’s always willing to answer questions and share valuable tips and advice with us. Her journey is inspiring and heartwarming.

I’ll leave you with these questions: What would you do if certain people had the ability to jack into your mind and control you? Would you want them all locked away, even if they didn’t break any laws or harm anyone? 



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Baseball and Goofballs – Parenting Plights & Delights

My daughter Lilly and husband Bart are big Dodger fans. They invited my hubby George, me, and Bart’s family to a Dodger game for Mother’s Day. I hadn’t been to Dodger stadium in 40 years.
It sure brought back memories from when I was 16 and experienced my first Dodger game. I went with high school friends, and we sat in cheap seats in left field. Willie Crawford hit a foul ball our way. Some guy near us tried to catch it, but it ricocheted off his hand and landed under the empty seat next to me!
Photo by Jaclyn Rubio

Woo hoo! How many fans can claim they got a foul ball at their first Dodger game? But it gets even better. We stayed after the game, hoping to get it autographed. Home run for me! I got it signed by Steve Garvey, Ron Cey, Steve Yeager, and Doug Rau. I guess the Dodgers don’t do regular signings after the games anymore. Die-hard fans would die to have that ball!
Oh, but this story gets even better. When I met my husband, George, who loves baseball, he was super impressed with that autographed ball. That might even be the real reason he married me!

He never made it to the big leagues but was content playing on city league teams that had funky names like The Horny Devils, The Hooters, and The Yard Dogs. When we had children, he had high hopes that our son would become a major leaguer, so George signed Puck up for t-ball when he turned 5.

Perhaps we should have bought a special glass case for my prized souvenir. One day Puck found it, took it outside, and tossed it around. You guessed it! Those autographs were pretty much obliterated. Yes, Dodger fans, go ahead and cringe. That’s what my husband did when he discovered what happened. Of course, Puck didn’t get punished. He had no idea what was in his grasp. It was our fault for not keeping it out of his reach.
Flash forward to Mother’s Day 2012
Dana, Heidi, Lily, me, Lily’s mother-in-law Diane, and George.
Our seats were in the second row from the bottom of the top level.
(Does that make sense?)
Lily, my middle daughter, and me.

The first 20,000 fans to arrive received a free Dodger tote bag.

I expected a cheap tote, but these are well made and very nice.

Spunky mom, Diane (3rd from the left), and her girls stylin’ with their matching totes!

Dana loves Andre Ethier!

This was the seventh year Major League Baseball raised funds for
breast cancer research. The Dodgers wore pink ribbon decals on their shirts.

Some of the players used pink bats, which were later
auctioned off to help pay for breast cancer research.
Diane shared her peanuts.
I shared my spray bottle filled with water.
I forgot to buy Cracker Jack’s, but I did get a Dodger dog! Yum!
The temps were cookin’ and the only shade I had was from the
bill of the Dodger cap George bought me for Mother’s Day.
That little spray bottle was a life saver.
We were in the second row back from the rail. I stooped real low for this pic.
Although birds’ flight paths were much lower than our seats,
I had no problem viewing the game.

Good thing, because it turned out to be ultra exciting!
At first, the Dodgers were losing to the Colorado Rockies,
who scored four runs right off the bat (bad pun intended).

In the bottom of the fifth inning, Bobby Abreu hit a three-run double,
followed up by A.J. Ellis with a three-run home run!
They got our blood pumpin’, our hearts throbbing, and the fans dancing and screaming.

The Dodgers ended up with a sweep against Colorado. The final score: 11 to 5.
Go Dodger Blue!

To get the whole skinny on the Mother’s Day game,
go to Lasorda’s Lair: Dishing Up the Dodgers.

After the victory, we checked out the gift shop.
There’s a wall with murals of Dodgers who made
National League MVP. Here’s Steve Garvey in 1974.
(Dang! He looked mighty fine. Wish I still had that autographed ball!)
Aw, and look at young Sandy Koufax in 1963. An all-time fave.
Because our seats were on the highest level, we parked in the lot at the very top
and didn’t have to stand in line to take an elevator to the lower parking.

Top level parking lot overlooks the City of Angels.

Bart’s sister is quite athletic. Bet you never would have guessed that, huh?
We stopped at Philippe’s Restaurant for one of their famous French dip sandwiches.
I’d never been there before. It was established 103 years ago.
All the other Dodger fans had the same idea. Philippe’s was packed.
We’re standing in line to order. I’m the one in front with the hat hair.
Philippe’s has a large glass case with baseballs signed by Dodgers
through the years. George pointed out one signed by Mickey Mantel.
If we’d kept my autographed baseball in a glass case, we’d still have that gem.
Also displayed in the case is a certificate
congratulating Philippe’s on its 90th anniversary.

Philippe’s also offers a taste of nostalgia with these old phone booths.

And an antique scale!

Let me weigh in now and say I had a marvelous, memorable Mother’s Day,
and I won’t wait another 40 years before I return to Dodger Stadium!

How about you? Are you a big sports fan? Do you enjoy going to live games? 
Do you have any special mementos that you’ve saved?

Do you have a parenting or grandparenting memory
or another story you’d like to share? 
If you’re not a parent, memories from your own childhood count, too! 
 
Warning: I might feature your story in a future post. 
(Names can be changed to protect the guilty!)
 
I’d like to thank all those who have shared their stories. 
These posts wouldn’t be the same without your input.
 
If you don’t want to leave a comment but would rather contact me by email, 
here’s my address: lynkelwoohoo at yahoo dot com.
 
(The names Lily, Bart, Puck, Heidi, and Dana are nicknames.) 
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Skeleton Walks Pet Brain – Promoting Literacy

I finally made the YouTube video I’ve been dying to work on for months. Maybe it’s best that I didn’t get around to making it until now because I just discovered some special effects for iMovie, and they sure came in handy for this clip. I think the fast forward effect worked well. See what you think!

It’s only 42 seconds long and I hope you’ll get a kick out of it.
I tried to add child appeal to the important message of promoting literacy for kids:
“Funny Bones says…
Exercise your brain…
Read to Succeed.”
It has a snazzy little tune (from iMovie) and a cameo shot of Curse at Zala Manor,
first book in the Monster Moon series. I never did make a book trailer for it, so this will have to do!
For those who can’t view the video, here are some still photos mixed in with the clips:

One thing I’ve learned about vlogs and YouTube videos is that the shorter they are, the better, although if it’s a tutorial, viewers will watch a longer clip.
As I explained in my earlier post with the Dancing X-Ray Skeleton video, I turned my daughter’s room into a studio when she moved out. Then I had to hurry and shoot the videos before we downsized and move into an apartment.
Here are some pics of the room decorated with props I have for book signings and school visits:
I used cloth tablecloths, plus plastic throwaway tablecloths from the dollar store. Right before Halloween you can find lots of spooky good deals. My Monster Moon co-authors and I have collected props to use at author events. They sure came in handy for setting up my makeshift studio!
My son moved out and got married, but he left a lot of stuff in his old closet, like a blinking crystal ball and these stacked skulls that light up. They’re kind of scary looking for little kids, so I added eyeglasses, some weird eyeballs, a clown nose, a pirate patch, a corn cob pipe, and a beaded Egyptian-type head-dress to make it funny. Or not?
The ghost scene is from the dollar store, as was the skull tote bag hanging on the left.
The bird cage has a dollar-store crow inside it, but you can’t see it well in the picture.
This is Brain on a leash. When my co-authors and I do school visits,
we like to take it along and tell kids Brain likes to sniff out good story ideas.
I made my Brain out of papier-mâché. Unfortunately, the shape isn’t quite symmetrical.
I think I need to fix my Brain!

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The stuffed dummy is wearing my werewolf mask (Wild Hairy). That Frankenstein climbing through the wall is another prop from the dollar store, as is the spider web background and the caution tape that reads “Beware. Enter if you Dare!”
A fringed purple throw blanket hanging at a slant looks kind of cool, huh? That psychedelic poster is from a party we threw for my husband’s 40th birthday, almost 20 years ago. I’m glad I saved it because it sure came in handy for this funky setting!
Good thing I shot plenty of videos before I had to tear down my studio to move. I have lots of clips of Funny Bones telling jokes for kids. Now I just need some time to work on editing them. Gotta get them loaded on YouTube well before October rolls around.
This past year I’ve discovered how much fun it is to make videos. It’s another wonderful creative outlet for me. To view my other video creations, you can see them on my YouTube page.


What creative outlets do you enjoy? Do you find that you have many, or do you like to focus on one?
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Absent Minded Moments – Parenting Plights & Delights

Let’s face it, parenting requires a lot of energy. Mothers pour their hearts and souls into their children’s lives. Fatigue causes many absent minded goof-ups.


Here are some of the answers I received when I asked moms I know to finish this sentence: You know you’re overtired and need a break when:


You buy a week’s worth of groceries, load them in the trunk, hop into the passenger seat, and wait for your husband to get in and drive when you suddenly realize you’re by yourself. 


You turn down an aisle in the supermarket and go to reach for a turn signal on your shopping cart.


You get upset with your child for doing something you disapprove of, but they tell you that you gave them permission. You then recall giving them permission and wonder why you did. 


You’re about to cook a meal and open a package of food. You throw the food item in the trash and put the wrapper on the counter. After a lengthy search for the food item, you realize what you did, but have no recollection of throwing the food away. 


You put diaper ointment on your toothbrush. 


You spray hairspray under your armpits. 


You tell the friend you’re talking to on the phone, “Hang on a minute,” and go to do something. Then you forget all about the friend you left hanging on the phone. 


You put the dry cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cupboard.


Here’s an incident from years ago when cell phones were much bigger: You grab your cell as you’re rushing to the school office. Once there, you set your cell on the counter, waiting for the secretary to help you. She looks at you with a puzzled expression and asks why you brought your remote control.


You’re in a hurry and drive through a fast food restaurant to get a quick dinner for the family. You pay for the order and get halfway home when you realize you drove off without the food. 


You pay the cashier at the gas station for $25 of gas on pump #3. As you’re driving down the freeway a couple miles down the road, you realize you forgot to pump the gas.



You have a hectic day running many errands. When you get home, you put your feet up to sit back and relax. You’re horrified when you look down and notice that you’re wearing two different shoes.


People ask how old your baby is. You answer,  “He’s a seven-month-year-old. You realize you misspoke and added the word “year,” but you still say it every time someone asks.


Your lips are chapped. You grab a tube of chapstick off the kitchen counter and apply it to your lips as your husband stands there gawking at you in disbelief. Then you notice that you used your six-year-old’s glue stick, not chapstick.


So, moms, when you find yourself doing silly things, rest assured that you’re not alone. I hope you have a wonderful, relaxing Mother’s Day.

Here’s my mom with Punkin, 
one of her six great-grandchildren. 
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! 
We love you! XOXO

Have you done any nutty things, due to fatigue? Or do you have a special memory of your mother that you’d like share? I love to hear your comments!

 If you have a parenting or grandparenting story 
relating to any topic, I’d love to hear form you. 

If you’re not a parent, memories from your own childhood count, too! 


Warning: I might feature your story in a future post. 
(Names can be changed to protect the guilty!)

My thanks to everyone who has contributed to this series. 
These posts wouldn’t be the same without your input.

If you don’t want to leave a comment but would rather contact me by email, 

here’s my address: lynkelwoohoo at yahoo dot com. 







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Blogoversary – First Post Revisited – A Call For Help!

One year ago I tried my hand at blogging.
I sent out a call for tips on blogging etiquette.

Setting up my blog was a killer. I couldn’t figure out why the text wouldn’t show up. Turned out I had white font on a white background! I’ve learned tons about blogging since then and still have much to learn. 


Lots of good advice poured in from the bloggiverse, as 
Wen Baragrey calls it. I’ve made some life-long friends online. When I first started out, I decided I’d keep on blogging only if it was fun. It turned out to be more than fun. I love learning about my blogger buddies, about places, interesting people, good books, movies, and more. It’s a gas and I’m having a blast. 



However, I miss reading many of the blogs I used to follow consistently. You see, everything changed in the past six months. We had to move, downsize, and I now babysit my 8-month-old grandbaby nine hours a day. He’s the best medicine in the world, makes me smile and laugh all the time, and he comes first before blogging, tweeting, MyFace SpaceBook Facebook, Goodreads, Pinterest, or making Youtube videos. Oh, and then there’s writing books, too! Oh my.

Punkin always puts a smile on my face.
He’s wearing his football helmet. JK!
It’s nothing serious. I’ll write a post about it soon.



So, dear friends, I haven’t neglected your sites intentionally. I’m pressed for time and some days am completely drained. Please know that I miss keeping up with you. I’m committed to visiting the blogs of my commenters first, and if I can visit other blogs after that, it’s the icing on the cake.


Thank you, thank you, thank you to all who take the time to read my posts and leave a comment. You don’t know how much it brightens my days!


Okay, enough rambling. Let’s get on with revisiting my very first post. Below the post are some comments and links I received that you might find helpful. So, here’s my first attempt at blogging:


Help! Stepping Out of My Comfort Zone – Can You Share Some Blogging Etiquette?

How silly is this, writing my very first blog post and I don’t have a single follower?
I might as well be writing to a black hole in cyberspace or talkin’ to an invisible wall. I’ve been following 
a few blogs to see what it’s all about. A bit overwhelming, to say the least.
There are millions of you out there. I’m but a tiny speck, smaller than the itsy bitsy spider on your local  
web. It reminds me of one of my favorite Dr. Zeuss books, “Horton Hears a Who.” Hello, hello, is anyone 
there? Can you hear me?

I suppose it’s all a matter of perspective, and one should keep in mind, after all, that a blogger’s a blogger no matter how small!


Anyhoo, if you’re there, anyone, anywhere in the 
worldwide blogosphere, before getting my feet 
wet, I need help from you. The last thing I want 
to do is to start off on the wrong foot, step on your 
web toes, and be written off as a cyberspace case 
who’s throwing a party, but nobuddy comes. So, 
do you have any tips for good etiquette in 
blogging? 


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Here are some of the comments I received and some links you might want to visit:

Heather Kelly said…LynNerd–Thanks for stopping by my blog, and congrats on your first blog post. I hope you find the blogging community to be a supportive and kind one–I certainly have. As far as etiquette goes–I think the saying do unto others works pretty well. Although Elana Johnson has some straightforward advice on blog building here: http://elanajohnson.blogspot.com/p/building-better-blog.html
I’m glad you’re here!
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Susan Kaye Quinn said…Welcome to the fun-land! Blogging is great, but you have to find your groove with it. The only way to do that is to wade in and start – which you’re doing! So, go you!
I might have to do a post on blogging etiquette, but Lisa Gail Green just did one and it’s awesome. Best of luck to you!

(The next day, Susan left another comment with a link to an awesome post she wrote titled “How to Blog for the Long Haul.”)

Susan Kaye Quinn said…Hey, I blogged about you today! 🙂
http://www.susankayequinn.com/2011/05/how-to-blog-for-long-haul.html


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Margo Berendsen said…Oh come on join the adventure! Get your feet wet! Lisa Gail Green posted an awesome blogging etiquette post today at http://paranormalpointofview.blogspot.com/2011/05/blogging-etiquette.html

I also HIGHLY recommend the Online Persona Workshop at http://shrinkingvioletpromotions.blogspot.com/

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Gene Pool Diva said…Etiquette, was I suppose to have etiquette?

Sigh. Slinking back to my blog now. Thanks goodness I have an alias. 🙂

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Those are a few of the great comments I received. If you want to read all of them, here’s the link to my first post.

One more thing, I was fortunate to hear about social media geru Kristen Lamb’s Blog soon after I started blogging. If you want to get the real skinny on social media and marketing specifically geared for writers, visit her site. It’s full of invaluable info.

She’s the author of  We Are Not Alone–The Writer’s Guide to Social Media and Are You There, Blog? It’s Me, Writer .   “Both are recommended by the hottest agents and biggest authors in the biz.” She states her methods teach you how to make building your author platform FUN. “Build a platform and still have time left to write great books.”
I’ve read both and her common sense methods are right on target, in my opinion.  What I love about Kristen is that she’s funny as heck. How many nonfiction books make you laugh out loud, plus teach in easy, no-nonsense language?
She started the Twitter hashtag #MyWANA. WANA stands for We Are Not Alone. Here’s her post about it, Join the Love Revolution #MyWANA 


And now there’s a WANA site similar to FB! I love it! Join us.

I took her blogging class in October and it’s well worth $40 for a two-month online class. The next class will start in June. 


I hope this post has been helpful. If you have any advice on blogging for newbies or a link you’d like to share, please leave it in the comments.  
Happy Blogging!



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Bad Dreams – Parenting Plights & Delights

Dreams are hard for young children to understand. Experts tell us that children under five years old can’t tell the difference between reality and dreams or nightmares.

Years ago my Aunt Clare shared a humorous dream that my cousin Nikki had when she was about three years old:

“She awoke in the middle of the night, crying. I rushed to her room. She’d had a bad dream. I inquired what the dream was about, and she replied that Jeff’s (her 5-year-old brother) cowboy boots were chasing her–minus Jeff in them. I had to chuckle when I pictured it in my mind.” 

A spread from an altered art book I made with photos 
of Jeff and Nikki when they were little on the page on the right,
Aunt Clare in wading pool with the kids, bottom left.



My sister Cindy told me about one night when her daughter Ballerina was two years old and was “crying and freaking out.” Cindy rushed into Ballerina’s bedroom and found her kicking and trying to push at something as she yelled, “Get them off! Get them off!” 


Cindy didn’t see anything. “Get what off?” 


“Joker (nickname) put lizards all in my bed,” Ballerina said, now sobbing. 


Cindy laughed and told her, “Joker didn’t put lizards in your bed.” 


“Yes, he did,” Ballerina said. Cindy tried to explain that it was only a dream, but Ballerina couldn’t be convinced that there wasn’t anything in her bed. 


“So, I ended up sleeping with Ballerina and the lizards the rest of the night,” Cindy said. 

Ballerina and her older brothers, 
Soldier and Joker (nicknames)



Do you have a parenting or grandparenting memory
or another story you’d like to share? 
If you’re not a parent, memories from your own childhood count, too! 

Warning: I might feature your story in a future post. 
(Names can be changed to protect the guilty!)

I’d like to thank all those who have shared their stories. 
These posts wouldn’t be the same without your input.

If you don’t want to leave a comment but would rather contact me by email, 
here’s my address: lynkelwoohoo at yahoo dot com.

(A version of these stories appeared in the Highland Community News in July 1999)
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More Altered Art Photo Boxes – Homemade Gifts

In December I shared an altered art photo box that makes a nice homemade gift. If you missed it, you can read about it here.

Today I’d like to feature two more boxes, which can also be used to store CDs, DVDs, love letters, or personal treasures. I started with file boxes I bought at a craft store.

I used a page from a calendar with photos of Tuscany and tore the picture into three sections, with the middle section being the widest, which I glued to the lid of the box. The other two sections are on the sides. Calendars usually have a page displaying all the photos in smaller sizes on the back. I used the miniature of the large photo for the front of the box (lower left-hand corner in above picture).

A view of the top of the box.

 In addition to the calendar photo, I used torn pieces of scrapbook paper and embellishments from the craft store, such as leaves, flowers, rhinestones, pearls, ribbon, raffia.

 Side view.

Back of photo box. I love the torn paper look.

 Here’s another photo box:

Wood letters from the craft store were used for the names. Using the nonbrush end of a small paint brush, I dipped it into black paint and dabbed it on the letters to make black dots. The smaller dots were made by dipping the tip of a pencil into white paint and placing them in between the black dots.

  Dots of gold glitter glue enhance the right edge.

The miniature of the larger photo is glued to the inside of the lid.

 Side view.

Back of box. No, that’s not a vintage post card glued on there.
It’s scrapbook paper, but an authentic post card would be even cooler!

I apologize for the poor quality of some of these photos. I know nothing about photography, plus my camera was on the blink.

Here are all three photo boxes. Each was decorated with a different page from the same Tuscany calendar purchased at a dollar store.

You can pick any theme you want and make one of these for yourself – for sewing supplies, craft supplies, anything. Or make them as gifts for any occasion. For a wedding, you can make it elegant and add lots of pearls or rhinestones and scraps of rich fabric.

A baby theme would be fun for a baby shower gift. Fill the box with baby shampoo, lotion, pacifiers, thermometer, spoons, diaper wipes, bibs, wash cloths, any small baby accessories. You could glue a pacifier with thin ribbon bows, along with a tiny board book or miniature teddy bear or even a cute baby brush to the top of the box.

If you know what the nursery theme is, you can go with that. Jungle animals are popular now. One mom I know decorated her daughter’s nursery in a lady bug theme. A lady bug altered art box would be an adorable accent for the nursery and serve to store miscellaneous baby items such as Q-tips, Desitin, and extra packages of pacifiers.

For Mother’s Day, choose a theme based on something your mom loves or collects: flowers, roosters, teacups, gardening stuff. Empty seed packages would make cool embellishments.

For Father’s Day, go with a golf theme if Dad loves to golf. Or deck it out with a banner or logo of his favorite sports team.

A book worm or writer would love a box with a book theme. Old books are cheap at thrift stores. The pages or even spines would go perfect with book marks. Floral wire can be bent into the shape of a pair of glasses for an added touch.

Need a gift for a musician? A music theme would be tons of fun. Sheet music can be used instead of scrapbook paper. Add photos of the recipient playing at a music recital. Guitar picks, a copy of the cover of the person’s favorite CD, or even drum sticks would make neat embellishments.

These are just ideas I’m throwing out there. You can do whatever you want. Use whatever materials you’d like. I prefer to use things I have around the house to save money. Craft store embellishments can be costly if you’re on a budget.

Don’t be afraid to try new things. Have fun creating your own unique art. I hope these ideas helped.

Do you have any other ideas for themes? What would be the perfect theme if someone wanted to make one of these for you? Would you use it for photos, CD’s, DVDs, or something else?

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